It Only Hurts When I Laugh

And even then... it's not that funny.

We're coming up on the final days of a the most momentous and wonderful presidency in American history. Just kidding. Obviously, I'm pretty liberal. However, Bush isn't really the worst president this country has ever seen.

I mean, we've had Harding, Nixon, Hoover... there have been worse.

Granted, he wasn't good. He just wasn't the worst. At least he never lied to the public about useless stuff or committed criminal acts... well, not really.

He left that to Dick. First vice president to shoot someone since Aaron Burr. How'd you like that title?

Seriously, how did we get over that one? We're stuck in the middle of one of the nastiest conflicts since Vietnam and our Vice-President is out playing Duck Hunt with the elderly. Wonderful.

God, it's like a "Charles in Charge" clip-show is running through my mind with all of the "Best of..." moments of the Bush presidency.

Like the time when he won the 2004 election because John Kerry was about as interesting as watching "Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D List", except not as loud and he didn't try nearly as hard.

Or the time when he made an English/ Grammar mistake.

Or the other time he made an English/ Grammar mistake.

Overall, it's been a good few years. Minus the trampling of civil liberties, war, and general incompetence.